It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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