More tranny stories later!
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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