Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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