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Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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