I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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