oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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