she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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