So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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