at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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