fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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