So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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