Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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