This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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