Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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