I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You need a sexual gate keeper
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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