While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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