we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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