i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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