I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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