Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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