He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
so let's talk penis.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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