I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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