i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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