I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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