I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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