You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
