and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
