Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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