The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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