well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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