You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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