On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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