I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
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