Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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