You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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