The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I can't put those talents on a resume
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
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