Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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