you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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