Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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