Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
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