i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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