Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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