i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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