Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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