The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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