We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
Randomize
