You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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