i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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