the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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