She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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