so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I think your dad took our porno
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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