:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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