I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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