i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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