exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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